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Why should you take this course?

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Between you and me,
I wish you wouldn't.

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If ignorance is bliss,
I'd be happy as a clam

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if you were clueless
as to the inner workings

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of your desktops,
laptops, and devices

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because those, my friend,
are my playground.

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You keep on believing
that cyber phishing

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is a high-tech
vacation activity,

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and I'll keep on e-mailing,

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that and a whole lot more,

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so do me a favor.

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Skip this course.
Pretend I don't exist.

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Make my day, punk,
and pretty soon,

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your data is mine.

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Toodles...for now.